Bad Boyfriend Lyrics

Bad Boyfriend lyrics

Why don't you pick up after you're done?
I'm not your slave
I'm not your
mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a life too
So FUCK
YOU!
Why can't you be nicer to my friends?
They're gonna be here
soon
Last time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you
went out with your fat friend Lou
FUCK YOU!
Why don't you ever ask about
my Chinese cooking class?
I only took it 'cause you like moo shu
FUCK
YOU!
I'm sorry, honey, about the way I've been acting lately
FUCK
YOU!
Don't be like that, we'll visit your mom when I get some time
off
FUCK YOU!
I was at work, I wasn't at a bar
FUCK YOU!
I had the
beer at work, for G-d's sake
FUCK YOU!
By the way, would it be cool to go
golfing tomorrow?
FUCK YOU!
I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with
you
Why don't you ever take me to a play?
Or a museum?
There's an art
gallery two blocks away
And we've never been there
We always do what you
wanna do
FUCK YOU!
You didn't notice
I got new throw pillows for the
sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitchen painted blue
Why don't you
notice all those guys looking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know
there's a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?
I always try to look
my best and you should too
FUCK YOU!
Why won't I ever get out of this
relationship?
You're such a jerk
The only thing you do right is
Tell
me that you love me
Well, I guess I love you too
But FUCK
YOU!
Seriously!