Assistant Principal`s Big Day Lyrics

Assistant Principal`s Big Day lyrics

[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty, If I
could have your attention
please. As you may, or may not know, Principal
Cambell will not be here
for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Leaving me,
assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone administrator
for the
next few days."
"Though the policies set forth by Principal
Cambell will remain the
same, there will be some additional regulations you
must also follow."
"Number one - smoking outside the administration building
will only be
allowed during lunch periods."
"Number two - the girls'
showering facilities will be moved from the
locker room into my inner office
where I can watch the girls wash their
breasts and buttocks while I play with
myself."
"Number three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed
to
snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me
is
also prohibited."
"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash each
other freely as I build
towards orgasm."
"Number five - while I am
ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must
undress each other spread eagle in
front of me and satify each other
orally until I have completed
ejaculating."
"Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing
grafitti or
defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless
they
are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about these new
regulations, I will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my
ass."
"Good day"