Life Presents A Dismal Picture Lyrics

Life Presents A Dismal Picture lyrics

Life presents a dismal picture.

                          Royal Air Force Mess Song 1940---45.



                (To the Tune: Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles).





                               Life presents a dismal picture, 

                               dark and sombre as the tomb.

                                Father has an Anal stricture,

                               Mother has a prolapsed womb,

                   Sister Mary has aborted for the twenty - second time,

                  Brother Frank has been deported for a Homosexual crime.



                          Little Freddie's in the mad - house......

                             Doctors look away and cough.

        'cos the cause of his affliction comes from too much wanking off.