Womb Envy Lyrics

Womb Envy lyrics

When I was a youngster
Playing house was all the rage
And I always played
the mommy
And they all thought it was just a stage
But as I grew
older
Still I wished to be a lady
Not so I could have a man
But so I
could have a baby!
Chorus:
Womb envy
I know it's kinda strange
Womb
envy
But please let me explain
Womb envy
I know it's kinda crazy
I
got womb envy
I wanna have a baby
Now I like my equpiment
I wouldn't
trade it for the world
But I might trade it for nine months
If I could
only be a girl
I don't wanna wear a dress
Or be somebody's wife
I just
wanna have a chance
To feel the miracle of life!
(Chorus)
I'd do it
naturally
No Playtex formulas for me
I'd study LaMaze and read Dr.
Spock
If I could just be blessed with pregnancy
Well maybe someday
science
Will make it a reality
If it's been done in test tubes
Then
why not inside of me?
I'm every bit as loving
And gentle as can
be
Lord, give me a chance to prove
My maternity!
(Chorus)