Oh No I`m In Love Lyrics

Oh No I`m In Love lyrics

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He makes me smile when I am blue

He gives me answers when I really haven't got a single solitary

clue

He makes my troubles seem so small

He so handsome, dark and tall



He doesn't judge me when I regress

His words are cloaked in tenderness

He's the lover I've never kissed

Oh, no... I'm in love



He helps me strengthen my resolve

There's not a problem he can't solve

He's always cheerful, he's never a grouch

Ooh, I wanna lay down on his couch



We get along like soup and salad

He reassures me that my anger is valid

He thinks it's good when I get pissed

Oh no... I'm in love with my therapist



My friends encouraged me to get some therapy

'Cause when you left me I was such a mess

I thought life held no more for me

'Til he opened up his door to me

And I found myself surrounded by his sympathy



He reinforces my self-esteem

He likes to analyze my dreams

He always listens when I speak

I wish I could afford to see him

More than once a week



He lets me try out different roles

He pushes me to set some goals

Each hour we spend together is total bliss

Oh no...



My friends encouraged me to get some therapy

'Cause when you left me I was such a mess

I thought it was the end for me

'Til he became a friend to me

And I found myself astounded by his empathy



He's got diplomas on his wall

There's fresh-brewed coffee down the hall

He's begonias on his window sill

And kleenex enough for a nuclear spill



He calls it "progress" when I cry

Oh what a sweet and sensitive guy

Why couldn't you have been like this?

Oh no... I'm in love with my therapist