Give Me A Homosexual Lyrics

Give Me A Homosexual lyrics

(For all the straight men who think that every gay man is out to
seduce them,
and for those gay men who indeed are.)
With so many gay men and so little
time
It never has been an obsession of mine
To try and pursue
heterosexual men
The ones who are real or the ones who pretend
That kind
of facade's not attractive to me
I like my lovers as queer as can be
Give
me a homosexual
Who loves in a homoemotional way
I like a man of
acceptance
Give me a guy who is glad to be gay
Now to some of my peers
its the ultimate thrill
Seducing a straight man by bending his will
But I
am a man who loves men who love men
And that is of course what I most
recommend
While I'm sure there are men who just need some
unstraightening
I haven't the patience to be educating
Give me a
homosexual
One who's perfected his oral technique
I like a man who's had
practice
Give me a guy who is fluent in Greek
And I don't understand all
those classified ads
Filled with desires that I've never
had
"Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please..."
How
straight do they look when they're down on their knees?
It's a taste that
I've never been able to savor
This preoccupation with sexist behavior
And
people will ask us "Which one's the girl?"
'Cause they limit themselves to
those roles in their world
But we don't have any such models to
clone
We're perfectly free to develop our own
Give me a homosexual
I
don't want a husband and I don't want a wife
I like a man who's my
equal
Someone who's made it the style of his life
Give me a
homosexual
Who loves in a homoemotional way
I like a man of
acceptance
Give me a guy who is glad to be gay