Jigsaw Puzzle Lyrics

Jigsaw Puzzle lyrics

There's a tramp sittin' on my door step 

Tryin' to waste his time 

With his methylated sandwich 

He's a walking clothes line 



And here comes the bishop's daughter 

On the other side 

She looks a trifle jealous 

She's been an outcast all her life 



Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor 

I'm just trying to do my jigsaw puzzle 

Before it rains anymore 



Oh the gangster looks so frightning 

With his luger in his hand 

But when he gets home to his children 

He's a family man 

But when it comes to the nitty-gritty 

He can shove in his knife 

Yes he really looks quite relgious 

He's been an outlaw all his life 



Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor 

I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle 

Before it rains anymore 



Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor 

I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle 

Before it rains anymore 



Oh the singer he looks angry 

At being thrown to the lions 

And the bass player, he looks nervous 

About the girls outside 

And the drummer, he's so shattered 

Trying to keep on time 

And the guitar players look damaged 

They've been outcasts all their lives 



Me, I'm waiting so patiently Lying on the floor 

I'm just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle 

Before it rains anymore 



Oh, there's twenty thousand grandmas 

Wave their hankies in the air 

All burning up their pensions 

And shouting, "It's not fair!" 

There's a regiment of soldiers 

Standing looking on 

And the queen is bravely shouting 

"What the hell is going on?" 



With a blood-curdling "tally-ho" 

She charged into the ranks 

And blessed all those grandmas 

Who weith their dying breaths screamed, "Thanks!" 



Me, I'm just waiting so patiently 

With my woman on the floor 

We're just trying to do this jigsaw puzzle 

Before it rains anymore