The Pubic Hair Song Lyrics

The Pubic Hair Song lyrics

1. Well i've found a crouch
and i'm finally bak
Watchin them peckerz try
to get in her crack
I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the
track
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

2. Well she fluffs me up when shes
goin on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to
death if her period's late
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

3.  When shes
not really horny she uses vasilen
Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean
I
apreciate it when im covered with cream
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

4.
 Well i like it when the eat 
But i dont like when they didle
I get cought
when there foundered on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a lil
piddle
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

(end, music goes down)
hahahahahaha

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