The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Lyrics

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend lyrics

Well I Got Home and the door was locked  

And I tried to ring the bell 

I found a little bitty note that she had wrote 

Telling me to go to hell

I crawled in the window got inside 

She kicked me in the balls I cried 

Called me a name said I lied  

Kicked me again I thought I died

Took my clothes set em’ on fire

And hit me with her curling iron 

I tired to block it with my watch 

And then she kicked me in the crotch again 

Yeah  today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend 

Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care   

Things weren’t what they seemed 

She  had a pan on the stove full of boiling water   

And my nads would soon be steamed

I tried to run scream for help 

She hit me in the nerts with a  Rhinestone belt  

It was like nothing that I ever felt 

I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt 

She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed 

She swung it once and she missed my head 

She reared back swung again and 

Then she hit me in the twins again   

Yeah  today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend 

Yeah today’s that awful day,  

Now my boys won’t be the same   

Yeah  today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend 

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