Play Your Cards Wrong Lyrics

Play Your Cards Wrong lyrics

if you play your cards wrong

you can take me home tonight

you've got all the makings

of my future ex-wife

i've got 3 bucks 

my credit sucks

and my future don't look to bright

if you play your cards wrong

you can take me home tonight



some call me a loser

and a lazy no good slob

i've lost my house 

i've got no car

i cant keep a job

but i've got a big heart

and another part

take me home, you'll understand

because my genitalia looks like a pringles can



if you play your cards wrong

you can take me home tonight

when i pull my pants down

hey you won't believe i'm white

it's been said that i'm Mr. Ed

but don't worry, I won't bite

if you play your cards wrong

you can take me home tonight



some call me dishonest

and they say i'm just lyin'

but i peed next to ol' John Holmes and

he started cryin'

on a sunny day i've got it made

get under my wiener if you need shade

if you play your cards wrong

you can take me home tonight