Dear Penis Lyrics

Dear Penis lyrics

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me
shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor. 
Oh dear Penis, 
I don't
like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a
dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have
changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like
you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like
you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin' 
You put me places I've never
been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we
just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with
truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home
forever. 
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and
Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.