Bad Pickup Lines Lyrics

Bad Pickup Lines lyrics

Don't I know you from the bus
My mom has that same dress
Wanna see a trick
I learned in prison?
How much were your brests?
Are you drunk or is that
just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a shead
I'd like to park my corrective
shoes
Underneath your bed
You think this is impressive now
This
coldsaws just getting started
Mind if I hang out here
Till its safe back
where I farted
'Scuse me for interuppting 
And I'm not trying to make a
pass
But you must be leaving the country
If your packing that much ass