All About Sex Lyrics

All About Sex lyrics

Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is. 

Look it smells like a country flower!!

Who wants to eat a country flower?

Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything.

Give me a reason to take my hat off and go down there. 

I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight



I had three sisters growin' up there was shit in that bathtub I didn't no what
it was intill i was 25 years old. 

Momma had that big water bottle thing hangin off in there.

To me that was just a really neat squirt gun.

I was in there tryin' to blow it up, bmmmmmp

You cant blow that sum bitch up either youll bust a blood vessel out your
head

Dont suck on it, ewwww

Momma said get that outta your mouth do you know where that's been?!?!

She just wants to kill ya cause she thinks shes raisin a fuckin' heathen.

Daddy's laughin' his ass off cuz hes in there 3 hours earlier doin the same
damn thing

He didn't no what it was either

He's in the front yard waterin' the plants with that sum bitch

You don't see those anymore 

The days of the water bottle are gone

Women now days are just naturally fresh 

They figured out soap works!



I married a woman that got's a identical twin sister

And uh they look just a like

Naturally my wife is well i mean she's... I married way over my fuckin'
head.

She's gorgeous 

If she walked in here right now youd be like fmmmmmmmmp what the fuck howd you
get her?

Personality, that's all i had!

But I'll tell you this you marry a twin you date a twin you fuck one you pretty
much wanna fuck the other 

Call me crazy

Now here's some real good advice

Don't ever bring that up!

That was a shity Christmas I got news for ya. 



I aint never planed to get married

Men never plan to get married women do!

I'm gonna get married I'm gonna have a big house and hes gonna work and I'm
not. 

Dream on hooker, dream the fuck on.

You wanna know why a man gets married I'll tell ya why a man gets married. 

A man gets married because hes been in a realtionship for so long that he just
fuckin' gives up. 

Alright I'll marry ya.

You happy?

Oh yeah hahahaha

Then comes the planing of the weddin' 

And everyday is an advent to her

What do you think about the napkins and the sign in book and my dress and my
panties and blah blah blah fuckin blah

I don't give a shit just make sure theres beer and whiskey when the shits over
with

Cause ill tell ya somethin' boys at this point and time you dont even no how
bad you screwed up. 

You just know theres a big advent coming up and someone your involved.

Then comes the day of the weddin'.

Yer dressed up and she's dressed up

No turnin' back now is there hmmm nmmmm.

Everybody shakin your head taken your picture congratulations

You just won a seat in the fuckin senate for all you know 

Yer clueless cooo cooo cooo cooo cooo coo

Afterwards yer at the reception drinkin beer with your buddies oblivious to
what the fuck you just did 

Woooooooooo you sum bitch ya did it you got married you bastard

Then everybody just leaves

What the hey! Wwwwait where you all goin'

Now dont you just leave me here.

Oh shit!