Stepsisters` Lament Lyrics

Stepsisters` Lament lyrics

Minerva: 

Why would a fellow want a girl like her? 

A frail and fluffy beauty? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a solid girl like me?! 



Calliope: 

She's a frothy little bubble 

with a flimsy kind of charm 

And with very little trouble 

I could break her little arm! 



Both: 

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her? 

So obviously unusual? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer a usual girl like me?! 



Minerva: 

Her face is exuiside I suppose, 

but no more exuiside that a rose is. 



Calliope: 

Her skin may be delacate and soft 

but not any softer that a doe's is 



Minerva: 

He neck is no longer that a swan's 



Calliope: 

She's only as dainty as a daisy 



Minerva: 

She's only as graceful as a bird... 



Both: 

So why is the fellow going crazy? 

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her, 

A girl who's merely lovely? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a girl who's merely me?! 



Minerva: 

She's a frothy little bubble 

with a frilly sort of air 

and with very little trouble 

I could pull out all her hair!! Ha ha ha ha! 



Both: 

Why would a fellow want a girl like her, 

a girl who's merely lovely? 

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer 

a girl who's merely me? 

What's the matter with the man? 

What's the matter with the man? 

What's the matter with the man