Egyptian Cream Lyrics

Egyptian Cream lyrics

Egyptian cream, she loves to smear
She loves to smear it everywhere
On her
face and on her hands
Till she feels like she's a man

And when the
change comes and the hair grows all over her skin  
She's a natural; she's
part of the body she's in

In the Sahara, there she lay
On an ironing
board one day
She was gone for seven months
Hadn't guessed what happened
once                              

When they told her "You're
pregnant." she threw up her hands
And thousands of fingers grew out of
the sand

Egyptian cream

Egyptian cream, she loves to smear
She
loves to smear it everywhere                               
When you're sore,
too sore to dream
Try some more Egyptian cream

And when the change
comes and the grass grows all over the mound
The tadpoles come slithering
out of the ground

Egyptian cream