Friend Like Me Lyrics

Friend Like Me lyrics

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never
fails

You got some power in your corner now, some heavy ammunition in your
camp

You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how, see all you gotta do is
rub that lamp

And I'll say



Mister Aladdin, sir, What will
your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down

You ain't
never had a friend like me, Ho-ho-ho



Life is your restaurant, And
I'm your maitre'd

C'mon whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had
a friend like me



Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, You're
the boss, the king, the shah

Say what you wish, It's yours! true dish,
How 'bout a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A", Try all of
column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you dude, You ain't never had a friend
like me

La-la-la, No man, La-la-la, no-no La-la-la, La-la-la



Can your friends do this?, Do your friends do that?

Do your friends
pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof! Well, looky
here, Ha-ha

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let'er rip

And then
make the sucker disappear?



So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy
eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona
fide, certified, You got a genie for your charge d'affaires

I got a
powerful urge to help you out, So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You
got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is
rub like so - and oh



Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or
three, I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never
had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You
ain't never had a