Hello Sir Lyrics

Hello Sir lyrics

Hello Sir
Remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be
The boy who
you reduced to tears
The lad called 'thingy' for six whole years

Yeah
that's right, my name's Bob
The one who landed the popstar's job
The one
who you told 'look don't touch'
The kid who wouldn't amount to
much

Well I'm here and you're still there
With your fake sportscar
and receding hair
Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart
Married
to the woman that teaches art

Married to the life, married to the
school
I want to sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?
Sing and dance?
You thought I was barmy
'Settle down thingy, join the army!'

And who
are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Sir is God,
he's been given the right
To structure lives overnight

Now I know
life's true path
Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh
No, not me. I'm a
mega civilian.
I won't lead my life riding pillion

But thanks for the
advice and I'm sure it'll do
For the negative dickheads just like you
As
for now, I've a different weapon
Stage and screen is about to
beckon

And here I sit in first class
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass