Rhinestone Cowboy Lyrics

Rhinestone Cowboy lyrics

Daz: Yee-hah!
You cheeky bastards
D A Z here, my old mate rik
Listen
who the fucking hell do you think you are?
Trying to download this off the
net
We just wont allow it
Why don't you go and part with 2.99 of your
hard earned
'int that right rik?
Rik: certainly is Daz
Daz: I'll tell
you what we'll do
Because we're like this we'll let you have 10 seconds of
the chorus before we talk again

Original: "like a rhinestone
cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone
cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I don't even know
and offers
coming over the phone"

Daz: Alright listen up you lot
Cos er I'm just
fucking fed up of this
make sure you check
out
www.rikkianddaz.com
especially kids corner
It's your indispensible
guide to a better criminal life
Also check the album
What's the album
called rik?
Rik: Are you ready for this?
Daz: I certainly am what you
gonna do?
Exactly caught you out there didn't I love
So "Are you ready
for this?"
It's out on Serious Records
Thats if you can be bother paying
the ad batch
the tight fisted bastards

Original: "Like a rhinestone
cowboy
Giddy up, giddy up"

Daz: Right it's time for us to go
now
But before we go rik wants to say a few words rik!
Rik: I love you
all
Right so don't forget November the 11th
It might be November the
18th
'cos the bastards are messing us about
also don't forget you can
catch us on the Smash Hits tour
where we appearing on that rik?
Rik: Fuck
knows
Daz: Exactly
but wherever it is we'll be a pile of shite and we'll
be put on first cause we're crap
and we'll stink the joint out
Au
reviour
Rik: Daz has gone everybody
he's got a 12 o clock with his
trumpet or other
I think he's just nicked my car as well
So erm er buy
this record
Enjoy the MP3, what's left of it
Daz: oh oh oh I think I'm
gonna blow
oh it's beautiful oooh
Rik: Listeners I can't apoligise
enough
please buy the record you wont get any of this crap on it
Daz: Er
also listeners just incase there are any homosexual fans trying to
download
please check out our managers websites thats
gayjoe
gayjoe.com
Rik: He's waiting for your call
Daz:
0794....

Original: "It's your last chance to sing come on
like a
rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo
Like a
rhinestone cowboy
getting cards and letters from people I don't even
know
and offers coming over the phone"