Thank God I`m A Man Lyrics

Thank God I`m A Man lyrics

A man should call the toss

Wear the pants, and be the boss

A man
should be the drink

For his own damn sake



And men should the
misters

And the masters of their sisters

A man should be the
reason

For a heart to break



A man should cut the lawn

Change the tire, mend the worn

A man should never wait

To oil a
rusting gate



Men should hold the key positions

In our
country's great traditions

A man should put the food

Upon the
family plate



So, be moral

Don't quarrel

Fair and
square is best



Let me alert you

That virtue won't hurt
you

Or desert you

If you wear hair on your chest 



So
always remember to follow the rules 

Box clever 

And jocks never


Hock another jock's tools 



A man should wax a car

Fix
a fuse, and tend the bar

A man should like his brow

To be wet with
sweat



Men should know the right occasions

To indulge in tax
evasions

A man should know the settings

That his spark plugs get



Faggots are maggots

Thank God I'm a man