Sweet Transvestite Lyrics

Sweet Transvestite lyrics

FRANK:
How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a
little brought down because when you knocked, 
he thought you were the
candyman 
Don't get strung up, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by
its cover 
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
but by night I'm
one hell of a lover 

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From transexual
Transylvania 

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look
like you're both pretty groovy 
Or if you want something visual that's not
too abysmal, 
we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

BRAD: I'm
glad we caught you at home.  Could we use your phone? We're