Bitchin` In The Kitchen Lyrics

Bitchin` In The Kitchen lyrics

Dear blender

Oh won't you help a first offender

Oh, toaster

Don't you put the burn on me

Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or
later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night



Dear knife drawer

Now won't you help me to face life more

Oh,
trashcan

Don't you put the dirt on me

Oh percolator, why are we
always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom
all night



Everything used to be OK

But I've been had

And Brad, I'm glad to say, is on his way

Micro-digital awaker, why are
we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom
all night



Shower curtain

Oh won't you help me to be
certain

Oh, toothpaste

Don't you put the squeeze on me

Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen
or crying in the bedroom all night



Tell me spectator, why are
always sooner or later

Bitchin' in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom
all night!