Callin` In Twisted Lyrics

Callin` In Twisted lyrics

I'm calling in sick

I'm calling in twisted

I was drinking two-fisted

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



Hanging with friends

We were doing slammers

They try and get me hammered

I said no

But they insisted



I'm calling in sick

I'm calling in bland

The biggest drinking soul ever known to man

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



I'm calling in sick

I'm calling in tired

Look man I am oh so wired

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



Won't be the first time I lost a good job

Look at me now - a drunken slob

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



I'm calling in pissed

Hung over y'all

I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



I'm calling in sick

I'm calling in twisted

I was drinking two-fisted

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



I'm calling in pissed

Hung over y'all

I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call

I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



Yeah I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



Yeah I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted



Yeah I'm sick

I'm calling in twisted