Rent Today 4 U Lyrics

Today 4 U Lyrics

MARK

 Enter Tom Collins, computer genius, teacher, vagabond

 anarchist, who ran naked through the parthenon.

 MARK & COLLINS

 Bustelo - Marlbor

 Banana By The Bunch

 A Box Of Captain Crunch Will Taste

 So Good

 

 COLLINS

 And Firewood

 

 MARK

 Look - It's Santa Claus

 

 COLLINS

 Hold Your Applause

 

 ROGER

 Oh Hi

 

 COLLINS

 'Oh Hi' After Seven Months?

 

 ROGER

 Sorry

 

 COLLINS

 This Boy Could Use Some Stoli

 

 COLLINS, MARK & ROGER

 Oh Holy Night

 

 ROGER

 You Struck Gold At MIT?

 

 COLLINS

 They Expelled Me For My Theory Of

 Actual Reality

 Which I'll Soon Impart

 To The Couch Potatoes At New York

 University

 Still Haven't Left The House?

 

 ROGER

 I Was Waiting For You Don't You Know

 

 COLLINS

 Well, Tonight's The Night

 Come To The Life Cafe After Maureen'

 Show

 

 MARK & ROGER

 No Flow

 

 COLLINS

 Gentlemen, Our Benefactor On This

 Christmas Eve

 Whose Charity Is Only Matched By

 Talent, I Believe

 A New Member Of The Alphabet City

 Avant-Garde

 Angel Dumott Schunard!

 

 ANGEL

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 

 COLLINS

 And You Should Hear Her Beat!

 

 ROGER

 You Earned This On The Street?

 

 ANGEL

 It Was My Lucky Day Today On Avenue A

 When A Lady In A Limousine Drove My Way

 She Said, "Dahling-Be A Dear - Haven't

 Slept In A Year

 I Need Your Help To Make My Neighbor's

 Yappy Dog Disappear"

 

 "This Akita-Evita - Just Won't Shut Up

 I Believe If You Play Non-Stop That Pup

 Will Breathe Its Very Last High-Strung

 Breath

 I'm Certain That Cur Will Bark Itself To

 Death"

 

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 

 We Agreed On A Fee - A Thousand Dollar

 Guarentee,

 Tax-Free - And A Bonus If I Trim Her Tree

 Now Who Could Foretell That It Would

 Go So Well

 But Sure As I Am Here That Dog Is Now In

 Doggy Hell

 

 After An Hour - Evita - In All Her Glory

 On The Window Ledge Of That 23RD Story

 Like Thelma & Louise Did When They Got

 The Blues

 Swan Dove Into The Courtyard Of The

 Gracie Mews

 

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 

 Then Back To The Street Where I Met

 My Sweet

 Where He Was Moaning And Groaning On

 The Cold Concrete

 The Nurse Took Him Home For Some

 Mercurochrome

 And I Dressed His Wounds And Got Him

 Back On His Feet

 

 Sing It

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me

 Today For You - Tomorrow For Me