Rent Over The Moon Lyrics

Over The Moon Lyrics

MARK

 Maureen's performance.

 MAUREEN

 Last Night I Had A Dream. I Found Myself In

 A Desert Called Cyberland. It Was Hot. My

 Canteen Had Sprung A Leak And I Was

 Thirsty. Out Of The Abyss Walked A Cow -

 Elsie. I Asked If She Had Anything To Drink.

 She Said, "I'm Forbidden To Produce Milke. In

 Cyberland, We Only Drink Diet Coke."

 

 She Said, "Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over

 The Moon"

 

 "They've Closed Everything Real

 Down...Like Barns, Troughs,

 Performance Spaces...And Replaced It

 All With Lies And Rules And Virtual Life.

 But There Is A Way Out...

 

 BACKUPS

 Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

 Leap Of Faith Leap Of Faith

 

 MAUREEN

 "Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon"

 

 I Gotta Get Out Of Here! It's Like I'm

 Being Tied To The Hood Of A Yellow

 Rental Truck, Being Packed In With

 Fertilizer And Fuel Oil, Pushed Over A

 Cliff By A Suicidal Mickey Mouse! - I've

 Gotta Find A Way

  

 MAUREEN

 "To Jump Over The

 Moon

 Only Thing To Do Is

 Jump Over The Moon" BACKUPS

 Leap Of Faith Etc.

  

 

 MAUREEN

 Then A Little Bulldog Entered. His Name

 (We Have Learned) Was Benny. And

 Although He Once Had Priciples, He

 Abandoned Them To Live As A Lap Dog To

 A Wealthy Daughter Of The Revolution.

 

 "That's Bull," He Said. "Ever Since The Cat

 Took Up The Fiddle, That Cow's Been Jumpy.

 And The Dish And Spoon Were Evicted From

 The Table - And Eloped... She's Had Trouble

 With That Milk And The Moon Ever Since.

 Maybe It's A Female Thing, 'Cause Who'd Want To Leave 

 

 Cyberland Anyway?...

 Walls Ain't So Bad. The Dish And Spoon For Instance. 

 

 They Were Down On Their Luck -

 Knocked On My Doghouse Door. I Said, 'Not

 In My Backyard, Utensils! Go Back To

 China!'" "The Only Way Out-Is Up," Elsie

 Whispered To Me. "A Leap Of Faith. Still

 Thirsty?" She Asked. Parched. "Have

 Some Milk." I Lowered Myself Beneath

 Her And Held My Mouth To Her Swollen

 Udder And Sucked The Sweetest Milk I'd

 Ever Tasted."

 

 "Climb On Board." She Said. And As A

 Harvest Moon Rose Over Cyberland, We

 Reared Back And Sprang Into A Gallop.

 Leaping Out Of Orbit!!!

  

 

 MAUREEN

 I Awoke Singing

  

 BACKUPS

 Leap Of Faith, Etc.

  

 

 Only Thing To Do

 Only Thing To Do Is Jump

 Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

 Only Thing To Do Is Jump Over The Moon

 Over The Moon-Over The

 Moooooooo

 Moooooooo

 Moooooooo

 Moooooooo

 Moo With Me

 

 (She encourages the audience to moo with her. They do)

 

 Thank You