Happy New Year Lyrics

Happy New Year lyrics

MARK

 Pan to the padlocked door. New Year's rocking eve. The

 breaking-back-into-the-building party...

 MIMI

 How long til next year?

 

 ROGER

 Three and half minutes...

 

 MIMI

 I'm Giving Up My Vices

 I'm Going Back - Back To School

 Eviction Or Not

 This Week's Been So Hot

 That Long As I've Got You

 I Know I'll Be Cool

 

 I Couldn't Crack The Love Code, Dear

 'Til You Made The Lock On My Heart

 Explode

 It's Gonna Be A Happy New Year

 A Happy New Year

 

 MARK

 Coast Is Clear

 You're Supposed To Be Working

 That's For Midnight

 Where Are They?

 There Isn't Much Time

 

 MIMI

 Maybe They're Dressing

 I Mean What Does One Wear That's

 Apropos

 For A Party - That's Also A Crime

 

 MAUREEN

 Chips, Anyone?

 

 MARK

 You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville

 But You Can't Take The Hickville Out

 Of The Girl

 

 MAUREEN

 My Riot Got You On TV

 I Deserve A Royalty

 

 MIMI

 Be Good You Two

 Or No God Awful Champagne

 

 MAUREEN

 Don't Mind If I Do

 No Luck?

 

 ROGER

 Bolted Plywood, Padlocked With A

 Chain

 A Total Dead End

 

 MAUREEN

 Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend

 

 (on cellular phone)

 Honey...?

 I Know You're There...

 Please Pick Up The Phone

 Are You Okay?

 

 It's Not Funny

 It's Not Fair

 How Can I Atone?

 Are You Okay?

 

 I Lose Control

 But I Can Learn To Behave

 Give Me One More Chance

 Let Me Be Your Slave

 

 I'll Kiss Your Doc Martens

 Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens

 Your Every Wish I Will Obey

 

 (Joanne enters)

 

 JOANNE

 That Might Be Okay

 Down Girl

 Heel...Stay

 

 I Did A Bit Of Research

 With My Friends At Legal Aid

 Technically, You're Squatters

 There's Hope

 But Just In Case

 

 MARK & JOANNE

 Rope!

 

 MARK

 We Can Hoist A Line--

 

 JOANNE

 To The Fire Escape--

 

 MARK

 And Tie Off At

 

 MARK & JOANNE

 That Bench!

 

 MAUREEN

 I Can't Take Them As Chums

 

 JOANNE

 Start Hoisting...Wench

 

 ROGER

 I Think I Should Be Laughing

 Yet I Forget

 Forget How To Begin

 

 I'm Feeling Something Inside

 And Yet I Still Can't DecideBIf I Should Hide

 Or Make A Wide Open Grin

 

 Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear

 My Life Was Dust

 But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year

 A Happy New Year

 

 (Collins enters with Angel)

 

 COLLINS

 Bond - James Bond

 

 ANGEL

 And Pussy Galore - In Person

 

 MIMI

 Pussy - You Came Prepared

 

 ANGEL

 I Was A Boy Scout Once

 And A Brownie

 'Til Some Little Brat Got Scared

 

 COLLINS

 Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini!

 

 MIMI

 Will Bad Champagne Do?

 

 ROGER

 That's Shaken - Not Stirred

 

 COLLINS

 Pussy - The Bolts

 

 ANGEL

 Just Say The Word!

 

 MIMI

 Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan

 

 COLLINS

 Where's Everyone Else?

 

 ROGER

 Playing Spiderman

 

 MARK

 Ironic Close Up: Tight

 On The Phone Machine's Red Light

 Once The Boho Boys Are Gone

 The Power Mysteriously Comes On