Couldn`t Do It (happy Shopper Mix) Lyrics

Couldn`t Do It (happy Shopper Mix) lyrics

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable acts
stand my head juggle three
alley cats
take out the king kong
still feel strong

unleash voodoo
with the use of a chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk
in the rain plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the
mosta

take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning
princess from the toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch
a muscle
outwit captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a
fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a
fat spliff
grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave
to walk with the undead

i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i
couldn't do it
could you do it?

i could nurture a flower to grow into
a triffid
spit lethal poison leave your body rigid
talk to satan talk to
god
standing in the flesh with my hand on my big...

i couldn't do
it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do
it
yeah you know it

if i could calculate a score of unbelievable
acts
stand my head juggle three alley cats
take out the king
kong
still feel strong

unleash voodoo with the use of a
chicken
bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken
walk in the rain
plugged into a toaster
i get a charge but still feel the mosta

take
out the mummy the werewolf and dog man
save a drowning princess from the
toxic avenger's plan
head on with godzilla and not flinch a muscle
outwit
captain kurk without the slightest of hussle

drown a fish or maybe push a
bird off a cliff
say no to the go-go but then take on a fat spliff
grow an
extra arm coming out of my forehead
back from the grave to walk with the
undead

i couldn't do it
could you do it?
i couldn't do it
could
you do it?