Fonder Blonder Lyrics

Fonder Blonder lyrics

No more negotiations dear

I’m runnin’ out of patience here

Whisper congratulations in my ear when it’s clear 

That we’ve got nothing much left to say

The monuments the maps

The skylines and the tourist traps

Would all do well if they collapsed

And send you runnin’ back here to me



Well, Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder

In all the pictures that you send me now

Your hair seems to get just a little bit blonder

Cars break down and people break down and other things break down too

I felt something slip when you left on your trip

And now I think I’m breaking down on you



Could you be more specific dear

Tell me what is so terrific here

Don’t be too scientific but make it clear

And never fear I’ll be scratchin’ it down my nails in clay, hey



Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder

In all the pictures that you send me now your hair seems to get just a little
bit blonder

Cars break down and people break down and other things break down too

I felt something slip when you left on your trip

And now I think I’m breaking down on you



Yeah, have another sedative

It gets so repetitive and don’t do a damn to help me feel OK

Another prayer for me, hear from you 

There will be a very nice affair

But will it help me through the day, yeah



Well, Who said absence makes the heart grow fonder

In all the pictures that you send me now your hair seems to get just a little
bit blonder

Cars break down and people break down and other things break down too

I felt something slip when you left on your trip

And now I think I’m breaking down on you