Crazy Eddies` Last Hurrah Lyrics

Crazy Eddies` Last Hurrah lyrics

It sure didn't take too long

Woke up in the mornin', she's gone

Well, the note that she wrote didn't say 'Dear John'

Just 'Goodbye sucker I'm gone'



Was a homegrown mountain girl

Raised in a different world

And I was a wanna be rocker

She was more into Merle

Couldn't see it just wouldn't work



And now I'm double fisting long necks

Grapefruit and Stoli

But I'm never gettin' over Joely, yeah



Yeah, and I poured myself in my car

I drove it on down to the bar

But they wouldn't let me in 'cause I ain't a movie star

Went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar



The bouncers threw me out there too

And I didn't know what to do

So I picked up the phone and I called Peg Sue

Call block wouldn't let me through



Now I'm wishing for some drugs

Or a shrink to console me

But I'm never getting over Joely, yeah



Well, I gathered up all of my guns

And a pipe bomb just for fun

Drove to her house and parked there on the lawn

That's right, I always was a crazy one



Yeah, the boyfriend was sure nice to me

Calm down "Would you like a drink"

And I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees

Polished off her little sweet pea



Now I'm cryin' on me knees

Feelin' dirty and unholy

But I'm never gettin' over Joely



Yeah, I'll probably get life

And serve at least forty

Never gettin' over Joely, hey