The Streak Lyrics

The Streak lyrics

(Reporter):
Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the
news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. 
There
seems to have been some disturbance here.  Pardon me, sir, did you
see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did.  I's standin' overe
there by the tomaters, and here he
come, running through the pole beans,
through the fruits and vegetables,
nekkid as a jay bird.  And I hollered
over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
look, Ethel!"  But it's too late,
she'd already been incensed.

(Chorus)
Here he comes, look at that,
look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't
wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that,
look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's
just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a
peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at
that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If
there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public
critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and
we're here at the gas
station.  Pardon me, sir, did you see what
happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did.  I's just in here gettin my car
checked, he just appeared
out of the traffic.  Come streakin' around the
grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile.  I looked in there,
and Ethel was gettin'
her a cold drink.  I hollered, "Don't look,
Ethel!"  But it was too
late.  She'd already been mooned.  Flashed her
right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(Chorus)
He ain't
crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at
that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him
the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other
cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin'
just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him
unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth
at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff.  Pardon me,
sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did.  Half
time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
cone.  And here he come,
right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the court.
 Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
Made a hook shot and got out through
the concessions stand.  I hollered up
at Ethel, I said, "Don't look,
Ethel!"  But it was too late.  She'd
already got a free shot. 
Grandstandin', right there in front of the
home team.

(Chorus)       
                                 (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
     Here he comes again.
Look at that, look at that                  Who's
that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet            Ethel?  Is that you,
Ethel?
Look at that, look at that                 What do you think
you're
He's just as proud as he can be        doin'?  You git your
Of his
anatomy                               clothes on!
He's gonna give us a
peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak      Ethel!  Where you
goin'?
Look at that, look at that                  Ethel, you
shameless
He likes to show off his physique       hussy!  Say it isn't
so,
Look at that, look at that                  Ethel!  Ethelllllll!!!
If
there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public
critique