Ray Stevens Streak Lyrics

Streak Lyrics



SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your
Action News reporter with all the news that
is news across the nation on the
scene at the supermarket. There seems to have
been some disturbance here.
Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's
standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes-
runnin' through the
pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables, nekked as a
jaybird. 'n' I
hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late-
she'd
already been INcensed.

(Here he comes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(There
he goes)
Looka dat, looka dat
(And he ain't wearin' no
clothes)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>
(Looka dat, looka dat)
Fastest thing on two feet
Looka dat,
looka dat
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy
He gun give us a
peek
Oh, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo sound>
(Looka dat,
looka dat)
He likes to show off his physique
(Looka dat, looka dat)
If
there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' A-round invitin' public
critique <"zipppp" kazoo sound>

SPOKEN: This is your Action News
reporter once again and we're here at the gas
station. Pardon me, sir, did
you see what happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin' my
tawres checked 'n' he just
appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around
the grease rack there-didn't have
nuthin on but a smile!! I looked at her
and Ethel was gettin' 'er a cold drink. I
hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But
it's too late-she'd already been MOONED!!
Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers!!

(He ain't crude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He
ain't rude)
(Looka dat, looka dat)
(He's just in the mood to run in the
nude)

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>
(Looka dat, looka dat)
He likes to turn other cheek
(Looka dat,
looka dat)
He's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess
you could call him unique <"zipppp" kazoo sound>



SPOKEN: Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth
at the gym covering
the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me,
sir, did you see what
happened?

SPOKEN: Yeah, I did. Halftime, I's
just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he come, right outta
the cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the middle of the
floor. Didn't have
on nothin' but his Keds! Made a hook shot and got out through
the concession
stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"..Too
late. She'd
already gotten a free shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the
home
team.

Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>

CLOSING: Not totally decipherable because 3 things are going on
at once. Ray is
singing a verse and the backup singers are doing (Looka dat,
looka dat) while Ray,
on an overlaid track is speaking  "Ethel! Is that you
Ethel? < He's just as proud as he can be > What
do you think
you're doin? < He gonna give us a peek> You get
your clothes on !!"
Whoa, yes they call him The Streak <"zipppp" kazoo
sound>
"Ethel, where you goin'? < He likes to show off his physique> Ethel,
you
shameless hussy!!" invitin' public critique> Say it isn't SO,
Ethel!!

FADE