Its Me Again Margaret Lyrics

Its Me Again Margaret lyrics

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane

And he only had just
one thought on his brain

Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off
alone

And call the same lady on a pay telephone

 

'It's me
again, Margaret...

(Evil laughter)

Hello, is this Margaret?

You don't know me, Margaret, but I know you.'

 

Well, this upset
the lady and it gave her the blues

So she called up the police, said 'What
shall I do?'

The chief of detectives came round to her home

And
eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

 

'It's me again,
Margaret...

(Evil laughter)

Hello, is this Margaret?

Margaret, I know it's you, Margaret

Are you naked?

(More evil
laughter)'

 

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on
down

To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town

It was
there that the vice squad with their field glasses read

The lips of that
amorous man as he said

 

'It's me again, Margaret...

(Evil
laughter)

Hello? Is this...is this Margaret?

(Evil laughter)

I know it's you, Margaret

I bet you can't guess what I'm doing...'

 

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown

And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailer came round

He wet
his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat

Then he dialed the
telephone and softly he spoke

 

'It's me again, Margaret...

(Evil laughter)

They got me, Margaret

You ain't going to miss
me, Margaret, I know that

But I'll miss you

(More evil laughter)

And when I get out, Margaret

I'm going to come over there with an egg
beater

And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!

We'll have a
good old time, Marga