Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone Lyrics

Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone lyrics

Blue Cyclone, Oooh...

Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
back
And left me at home by myself to bach
And after five straight nights
of T.V. I was ready to scream.

So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of
mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time."
He said,
"Why don't we go to the wrasslin' matches and let off
a little
steam?"

The main event was the Spider from parts unknown
With
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone.
They was takin' on a team that never
had been beat.

Now I'd never seen the matches before
And the crowd
was backed up plum out the door,
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got
ringside seats.

Well then they rang the bell and all Hell broke
loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything
like this, not even in the war!

The Cyclone put the Vulture in an
airplane spin
then he body slammed him, and he did it again
I swear I
didn't see how thal old boy could take much more.

It was right about
then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
And I
knew we'd better be headin' for the door.

'Cause I saw the Cyclone
lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
And I
knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for sure.

Well, where we
parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car,
Locked
the doors and wasn't about to let anyone in.

And I turned around and the
Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your
chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the
end.

Then he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms
around me from behind
Then he piledrived me right there in the hard
concrete.

Broke both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest
I've ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing I remember 'fore he
put me to sleep

Blue Cyclone, Blue Cyclone, Oooh...

Well, I woke
up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't
been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no binge

'Cause
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my
dreams at night
And I'll never be sastified 'til I get revenge.

So I
called up Bill and told him my plan
And all he said was, "Right on,
man!
I'd do the same durn thing if it'd been me.

It all happened so
quick when that car door slammed,
It musta broke something, 'cause the door
locks jammed.
You was already down, he's gone time I got
free."

Bill said, "Since yer thinkin' 'bout takin' him
again,
I know two ol' boys who weigh 210.
They'd take on a grizzly with a
switch in the woods at night."

Well, we talked it over, they said
they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of killin'.
Said "Hoss,
we'll back you as long as you wanna fight."

So we all went down to
the 'Hammerlock Bar'
The hangout of all the wrasslin' stars
And waited
for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door.

Well, after a while, he finally
appeared,
Sat down at the bar, and ordered a beer
And he barely took a
sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor.

I yelled, "Hey
Cyclone! Remember me?
I'm the guy you put to sleep,
Only this time, you
can see I'm not alone. Ha ha.

You see them two big dudes over
there?"
The Cyclone looked and said, "Over where?"
And I
turned around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!

Well, the Cyclone
looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
again.
Seems to me that some guys never learn."

And then he
waded through them tables and chairs,
Put a full-nelson on me, and grabbed
my hair,
And when he threw me to the floor, I was starting to get
concerned.

The next thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the
doctor said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you
thing it'll be this time?"

He said, "Boy, if you don't leave
the Cyclone alone,
one of these days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll need
the undertaker's services, not mine."

Blue Cyclone,
He's the
meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll make
you moan,
He'll lay you prone and break your bones
Blue Cyclone
The
Blue Cyclone