Dear Penis Lyrics

Dear Penis lyrics

Dear penis
I don't think I like you any more
you use to watch me
shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
oh dear penis 
I dont like
you anymoe
it use to be u and me
a paper towel and a dirty magazine

that's all we needed to get by
now it seems things have changed
and I
think your the one to blame 
dear penis I dont like you anymore
he
says
dear Rodney 
I dont think I like you any more
cause when you get
to drinkin
you put me places I've never been before
dear Rodney I don't
like you anymore
why can't we just get a grip 
on our man to hand
relationship
come to terms to truly how we feel
if we put our heads
together
we'ed just stay home forever
dear penis I think I like you
afterall
o and Rodney while your shaving shave my balls