Ramada Inn Lyrics

Ramada Inn lyrics

NORTH OF THE BORDER
WHERE THE CACTI IS SCARCE AND THIN
THERE'S A PLACE
WITHOUT MUCH TASTE
THEY CALL RAMADA INN
NOW RAMADA, IT IS A SPANISH
NAME
THEY BROUGHT IT WITH THEM WHEN THEY CAME
AND THOUGH THE SPANISH HAVE
GONE AWAY
RAMADA INN IS HERE TO STAY

Chorus
THEY'RE LIKE A RASH
UPON THE NATION
WHERE THE WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION
NO
MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
YOU WON'T ESCAPE RAMADA
INN

LA LA LA WHAT A RIP-OFF
TAKE A TIP OFF ME
LA LA
LA...

Bridge
MEDIOCRE
IT'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GOOD AND
BAD
AND ONCE YOU LEAVE
YOU WON'T QUITE BELIEVE
WHAT AN AVERAGE TIME
YOU'VE HAD

Chorus 1
THEY'RE LIKE A RASH UPON THE NATION
WHERE THE
WEARY TRAVELER GETS TRAPPED ON VACATION
"HECK, YEAH, HI THERE, THIS IS
ROBERT BOB
HERE AT THE RAMADA INN LOUNGE
LISTEN, PUSSYCATS, I WANT YOU TO
DRINK UP AND STICK AROUND
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PLAYING ALL YOUR A.M. FAVE
RAVES
I KNOW YOU LIKE TO DISCO DOWN TO
HEY, COME ON "BANG,
BANG", I GOT A LINE ON YOU, YOU PARTY ANIMALS
HEY, A LITTLE LATER ON,
TRY THAT SALAD BAR, IT'S SIMPLY EXQUISITE, O.K.
HEY, I'VE GOT TWENTY-FIVE
BIG, BEAUTIFUL SHOWS FOR YOU, DON'T YOU KNOW
I'M GOING TO BE HERE FROM, OH,
FOUR O'CLOCK THIS AFTERNOON UNTIL I'M A MUCH OLDER INDIVIDUAL."

NO
MATTER WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
WHERE YOU ARE GOING OR
WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN
CHA, CHA, CHA, YOU WON'T ESCAPE  RAMADA INN

LA LA
LA IT'S REALLY STINKO
THAT'S WHAT I THINKO
LA LA LA

NORTH OF THE
BORDER
THE BORDER, THE BORDER
NORTH OF THE BORDER
THE BORDER, THE
BORDER
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