Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You Lyrics

Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You lyrics

Meet a girl I met Carolina



her parents jumped off Niagara Falls



she broke her hips when she was a baby



trying to hop the Berlin wall



it's not that she's anti-American



Although she shot a mayor at nine



he looked just like the prez on T.V



she didn't know in '63 he had died



Does she think this world is all wrong



Does she think I'll rob her and run



When I ask where she gets her gun



And simply says scat boy scat scat



But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina



Look at the birds in the sky



Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina



And isn't it so wonderful to be alive



So original in her black lipstick



Listening to some obscure band



But isn't she pissed at all the other non-conformists



who listen to that same obscure band



But thats OK shes helping the enviroment



By sipping on pure water and such



Then screams we better start thinking about the OZone



layer, While tossing out a Styrofoam cup



Does she think this world is all wrong



Does she think I'll rob her and run



When I ask her where she gets her gun



She simply says scat boy scat scat



But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina



Look at the birds in the sky



Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina



So isn't it so wonderful to be alive



Real deep shit on her mind



"Let's kill the world, take over everything"



She says "We dont need politicians, they breed mistrust, And as a matter of
fact did you steal my purse?"



Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina



look at the birds in the sky



Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina



So isn't it wonderful to be alive



Huh inn't beautiful to be a...



Isn't it wonderful to be alive...



Fuck yeah, it's so wonderful I feel like..



dying, dying, dying, dying

...Smiling