Intimate Secretary Lyrics

Intimate Secretary lyrics

I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle and he got shot



Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?

Are you part of this khakistocracy?



This ringing in my ears won't stop

I've got a red Japanese tea-pot

I've got a pen but I lost the top

I've got so many things you haven't got



This fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary



I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop

I've got a girl and she likes to shop

The other foot looks like it won't drop

I had an uncle but he got shot



Venerable obscurist malarkey

A doulocracy ecclesiarchy

Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing

He's not an intimate secretary



The exarchy's inspector inquisitor

I dare mock an illustrious master

Are you part of this khakistocracy?

Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?