If That Chair Could Talk Lyrics

If That Chair Could Talk lyrics

Imitation Leather, Pink Naughyde

Two-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand Side

Came From Daddy's Pocketknife, That Wasn't My Fault

Moved Along With Us Everywhere We Went

No Matter Where We Lived It Always Fit In

Kinda Like Our Next Of Kin If That Chair Could Talk



My Little Brother, Billy, Broke His Left Hand

Jumpin' Off The Arm Like Superman

With My Grandma's Old Red Afghan Tied Around His Neck

It's Where At Least A Thousand Books Were Read

Our Siamese Cat Made It Her Bed

It Even Heard An "I Thee Wed"

When Sister Married In The Living Room

To That Phillips Boy From Just Down The Block

If That Chair Could Talk



Mama Bought It In A Yard Sale In '65

It Was Daddy's Favorite Chair After He Retired

Survived All Of That And A Kitchen Fire

Smoke Stains Rubbed Right Off

Where I Spent A Million Hours Talking On The Phone

It Was My Favorite Spot To Polish My Toes

Something Mama Didn't Know If That Chair Could Talk



From Leave It To Beaver To The Brady Bunch

Chicken Noodle Soup To Captain Crunch

Tv Dinners To Sunday Lunch, And Movies Late At Night

Brother Tippin' Me Backwards Until I Screamed

He'd Get In trouble For Being So Mean

And When He Told Mama That He'd Joined The Marines

It's Where She Sat Down In Shock

The Good, The Bad, It's Seen It All

If That Chair Could Talk



It Caught My Tears, Held Me Up When I Felt Bad

It Calmed My Fears, It's Good To Keep A Friend Like That



It Hid The Ice Cream Money For Hot Summer Days

It Listened While I practiced For My High School Play

And All The Times It Heard Me Pray When Things Were Going Rough

It's Where Bobby Baker Gave Me My First Kiss

Mama Came In And Nearly Had A Fit

It Has Footprints Of My Life All Over It

We've Been Through A Lot

The Good, The Bad, It's Seen It All

If That Chair Could Talk



Imitation Leather, Pink Naughyde

Two-Inch Tear Down The Left-Hand Side