I Hate Coffee Lyrics

I Hate Coffee lyrics



I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes 

I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face 

Coffee shops suck shit, let's burn em to the ground 

Meet a coffee fag and on his face I'll pound 



[Chorus:]</i> I hate coffee <i>[14x]



Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake 

Juan Valdez his sack I'll break 

Coffee really sucks it fills me with such hate 

The only thing thats worse is fucking coffeemate 



[Repeat Chorus]



We're all anti-coffee soldiers 

We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers 

Cappucino and espresso too 

if  you like coffee then I hate you 



[Repeat Chorus]