Big Blonde And Beautiful Lyrics

Big Blonde And Beautiful lyrics

Bring on that pecan pie

Pour some sugar on it, sugar, don't be shy

Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirl

Don't be stingy, I'm a growing girl



I offer big love with no apology

How can I deny the world the most of me

I am not afraid to throw my weight around

Pound by pound by pound



Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful

Face the fact, the simply irrefutable

No one wants a meal that only offers the least

When girl, we're serving up the whole damn feast



Slice me off a piece of that hog head cheese

Then take a look inside my book of recipes

Now, don't you sniff around for something fluffy and light

We need a man who brings a man-size appetite



I'll use a pinch of sugar and a dash of spice

I'll let you lick the spoon because it tastes so nice

We'll keep it in a oven 'til it's good and hot

Keep on stirring 'til it hits the spot



Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful

There is nothing 'bout us that's unsuitable

Why sit in the bleachers, timid and afraid

When Edna, you look like the whole parade



They say that white has might and thin is in

Well, that's just bull

'Cause ladies, big is back and as for black

It's beautiful



All shapes and sizes, follow me

Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Prove it baby, prove