Be Careful How Yuh Poop Lyrics

Be Careful How Yuh Poop lyrics

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 Be careful how yuh poop before di night done 

 yuh mighta end up with a body come dung 

 mi seh be careful how yuh poop before the night done 

 yuh might a end up with a body come dung 

 

 Verse 1 

 

 Get a check up from yuh doctor 

 Regula 

 suh yuh body nuh end up in a sick disaster 

 Mi nyam yam and banana fish and flour 

 Ackee 

 Porridge fi gi mi body nuff stamina 

 Diareah guh fi tek mi sake a milk powda 

 mi nyam 11 Jackfruit and 10 gizzada 

 mi drink...3 quart a milk a nyam 20 bulla 

 and den pooooop 

 Cool nuh maaassa! 

 

 Mek a try memba a when dat happen... 

 year before last round 10 past 7 

 mi deh ina mini van weh ram up full a people 

 si dung ina di back very comfortable 

 after mi pooop mi did kinda freighten 

 because mi feel supmen but mi neva too certain 

 either di seat did wet or a doo mi doo-doo 

 eh, all mi know mi si dung ina sitten' 

 

 One gal weh deh beside mi shi look and seh "phewm!" 

 Mi look pon her and seh "young lady whappen" 

 shi seh "somebody poop" 

 mi seh "mind anuh yuh....unu poop all di while and galang like a nuh unu" 

 Same time mi hear a old man seh "uh uh, unu can't smell good, unu nose nuh
open 

 poop nuh smell suh yuh a hear mi people 

 dat somebody weh fart suppose to shit to" 

 

 One dread did si dung with a piece a bamboo 

 hear a man: "search di dread him did a eat mango" 

 Di dread lick him ina him head and seh " a duppy deh pon yuh? unu search unu


 self unu nuh have batty to?" 

 

 Everybody get up and start to argue and seh "wi must find a who and kill with


 beatin" 

 Mi mek sure bawl out, "naaaaga people, why dem always a step ina dog doo-doo?"


 

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 Now di gal weh deh beside mi shi come in like scout 

 just a shoob up and a push up and a move all about 

 Hear mi nuh ina mi mind "I wonder if shi find out" 

 So say...so thought 

 mi si when shi bow 

 and look dung pon mi foot and seh "kiss mi blow wow!" 

 "one stop drive let mi off now, dis a man ya a sh*t up di bus to bull cow" 

 Shi look pon mi shoes it's like shi confuse 

 mi ask her if shi like di style shi bawl "move" 

 den shi call one man and seh "have mi excuse sah...look pon dat and tell mi if


 it's sh*t dat or shoes" 

 Di man start laugh den mi hear him seh "pheew, man yuh sh*t up yuh self?" 

 Mi seh "move and guh yuh too faas a mi dinner mi did have unda deh and when di


 bus drop ina pothole mi dinner throw weh" 

 Di man stop laugh den mi hear him seh "eh, fi yuh dinner smell suh? A mussi


 cook John Crow" 

 Mi seh "no anuh mi dinner if yuh s-mell nutten, then a mussa me step ina di
dog 

 doo-doo" 

 Di gal bawl out "yuh lie yuh know sar...why yuh sh*t up self and a blame dog


 for?  A nuh dog doo-doo dat!" 

 Den mi shout "den a wah?" 

 SHi get a piece a stick from a piece a ackee limb 

 A man si her and seh "chuh...a wah dat mi sistrin?" 

 Shi seh "mi wuk a Public mi do doo-doo cleaning, and a nuh dog doo-dat and mi
a 

 guh prove it to him" 

 Shi dig and shi dig till shi find something 

 Shi seh "look pon dat, dog nyam jimbolin?" 

 Shi neva stop dig till shi find di pumpkin and di two juju weh mi nyam dis 

 morning 

 di way mi get mad mi seh "look mi sistrin....weh you a try prove nuh have no


 meaning" 

 Mi look pon it and seh "dog nuh nyam dumplin?" 

 Shi seh "yes dat a true, but wah bout di tambrin'?" 

 

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