Is My Face On Straight Lyrics

Is My Face On Straight lyrics

Inflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes,
Tie on your best smile, check
your disguise.
Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair,
Hide your
relations under the stairs.
You're invited to attend the turkey party
convention;
Isn't that nice?
You can leave your troubles at the
door
We have ways to make you cheer
As long as you're not sick or
poor
A negro or a queer.
We can fit you with a suit of clothes
That
will make you look like us,
An appointments book and a new outlook
A
ladder or a truss
Have another cup of reality
Drink and drink some
more!
You can own a boat, a house, a car,
Or live like Howard
Hughes;
Come on what have you got to lose...
And if you're discreet there
are pleasures sweet
You can even swap your wife
If you'11 only sign the
dotted une
You'11 be fine... Oh so fine...
Thank you for joining here are
your pills
The man in the white coat wilI send you the bill.
Would you
like to meet
Our most distinguished member... a doctor Faustus by
name!
Is my face on straight?
Will they laugh at the gate
Oh I mustn'
t be late
Is my face on straight?
Is my face on straight?
Will they
let me throught the gate
Oh I mustn't be late
Is my face on straight...
Is my face on straight...
Is my face on straight?