Any Ice Today Lady? (a Collegiate Razz-berry) Lyrics

Any Ice Today Lady? (a Collegiate Razz-berry) lyrics

[Shouted]: Ice? Any ice? 



Any ice today, lady? 

It's nice
today, lady; 

How about a piece of ice today? 

Oh, it's only a
quarter, 

You know that you oughter 

Hurry up before it melts away!


Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, 

Not on your linoleum; 

No, ma'am,
no, ma'am, 

Giddy-up, Napoleon! 

Your pop is a nice man, 

And
so's your old iceman, 

Oh, lady, be good to me! 



Any ice
today, lady? 

It's nice today, lady; 

How about a piece of ice
today? 

Tell me why you don't order 

Some Eskimo water, 

Though your credit's good, I wish you'd pay! 

Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am,


I'll give you a premium; 

No, ma'am, no, ma'am, 

Not
enriched uranium; 

I feel so silly; 

I'll hand you a lily, 

Oh, lady, be good to me! 



[Shouted]: Any ice? Any ice? Ice!