Ivy Boy Lyrics

Ivy Boy lyrics

Holy Holly,
She don't approve at all
She thinks that she's a
pony
Prancing in the front hall
She sleeps with a saddle on
Gets up
and rides at dawn
Nobody knows what's wrong
But she can't keep her
trousers on

Humpty Mudumpty
She's all better now
She thought that
she was somebody else for a while
A house at the North Pole
She went for
her daily stroll
Wearin' a wig and a mink stole,
That she's the daughter
of rock and roll.

Ivy boy, he couldn't be trusted
feeling his face
was familiar
Tried to be like a monthly haul
Living like a rubber
ball
Found himself in Montreal
Ivy couldn't deal at all