Ho` Stories Lyrics

Ho` Stories lyrics

Intro: Madd Ball
Yo JT check this out right: 'member back in the days niggas
was
skippin' shit right you know fuckin' with the hoes and see we used
to
kick lil' rhymes and shit hey I want you to some of the SAME
shit man!
...
JT: Uh! One two!
Madd Ball: Take us back in the days I want you to do
this one for all
the boys 'round the way you know what I'm sayin'? Same shit
'bout
all those stank bitches.

Verse 1: JT Money
Hey yo, met a hoe
named Sonia
Said "Hey, baby doll, let a nigga get on ya!"
She was with it,
but one thing -
She had one leg and walked with a cane
I couldn't tell
'cause she was sittin' real pretty
Bug fat ass and some FAT-ass titties
+whistles+
When the hoe stood up,
Trying to balance herself, I'm like,
What the fuck!?
I was givin' her plenty play
I ain't wanted to be rude,
so I fucked the hoe anyway
I only did what I could, +grunting+
'Cept for
one thing about it, the pussy was good
I threw that leg to the
ceiling,
Long-dicked the hoe, and the bitch started squealing
+"Ahh! Ah!
Ah! Ah!"+
Like a dog in pain, then the bitch
Started cummin' and yellin'
out my name
+"Ahh, JT!! JT!! JT!!"+
Then she wrapped that leg 'round my
waist,
Held me close and said cum in her face
Now you know I was wit'
it
Put dick in her mouth, and the silly bitch BIT it!
Damn! I pulled it
out quick
+"God damn! Stupid BITCH!+
Now I got teeth-marks 'round my
dick
I hit that bitch like a man,
Mad as fuck, swollen dick in my
hand
Now I'm in pain, so I
Beat that bitch-ass with her own
cane
+imitates beating noises+
Jumped in the Bronze,
Kept the bitch'
cane and made that bitch hop home!

Madd Ball: Ha ha ha ha!
JT: And ya
don't stop! Silly bitch won't bite no dick no more!
Madd Ball: No dick,
hoe!
JT: Silly bitch won't bite no dick no more! Crippled hoe, what
you
gon' do??
Madd Ball: What you gon' do?? Hey man, that's the SAME
shit, boy,
that shit FUNKY!! Hey man, ooh, lemme pass - pa -pass the
fuckin'
joint - go-o-o-od damn! Kick one more, J!
JT: Yo, check it out
...

Verse 2: JT Money
See a bitch on the bus stop, so I must
stop
Conversate a bit, try to slay the bitch +"Yo, wussup baby, wussup
baby?"+
See, I'm a nigga that's out to get it
And if the hoe down with
it, best believe I'ma hit it
See, any hoe'll pass
I fucked this fat hoe
with dimples in her ass
On heavy sense, dick hard as fuck
And all I seen
was this fat-ass slut
I was only crackin' for a little head
Fat bitch'
body slammed me on the bed
Then the bitch might've tried me
She got on
top and tried to ride me +"Oh!! Ohhhhhhhh!"+
Couldn't overthrow her; she was
300 plus,
Big fat greasy-ass stank ram slut! +Whew!+
And she refused to
get up
>From my chest to my knees was all wet up
Big bitch was a
freak
She turned me over n' started lickin' up my butt-cheeks
+*lapping
noises*+ Then I got into it
Said "Please! Don't squeeze my ass when you do
it! +"Oh shit!"+
She must not have liked the taste
'Cause she stopped
eatin' ass when I farted in her face +"Thpppt!"+
But I ain't wanted to
quit
I'm on that thing and with a hard-ass dick!
Bitch! I ain't tryin' to
play fussy
Pushed her on the bed and took that fat pussy! Peace!

Madd
Ball: Go-od damn!
JT: Ha ha, yeah, for 1992! Yours truly, JT
motherfuckin'
Money the Bitchizer!
Madd Ball: In the house.
JT: You
know, yo, for the people out there who be wanna
throw a nigga in jail, the
lyrics in this song is, y'know what
I'm sayin', fake shit names, nothin' but
hoe stories ...
Madd Ball: Fake shit; ain't for real!
JT: ... I'm sendin'
this one out to my manager Hop, you
know what time it is, Hop! One time for
my nigga Madd
Ball, Shorty T ...
Madd Ball: It's your boy.
JT: ...
Uzi, my nigga Ram, one time for the whole Clan ...
Madd Ball: Big
nose!
JT: ... my nigga Leveke on the beat, Eddie on the board ...
Madd
Ball: Blood claat Eddie!
JT: ... yo, Poison Clan's signin' the fuck outta
here.
Madd Ball: And we outta this motherfucker just like
that,
haaaaaaaa, ya stank bitches! This ain't nothin' but hoe
stories,
all y'all hoes, y'all know what time it is, you're
the ones we talkin'
'bout! Ya stank fat BIIIIIIIIITCH!!