Placid Retard Soup Lyrics

Retard Soup Lyrics

Chorus

 I am crippled

 And got muscular distrohpy

 So give me a fork

 And end this misery

 

 I wrote this song

 'Cause I am a retard

 I was buried in a hole

 When I was first born

 I was put there 

 'Cause I am a retard

 My parents didn't love me

 Because I have  muscular distrophy

 

 Chrous

 

 Now I am being

 Put into a pot

 And it hurts

 'Cause it's fucking hot

 I got my arm cut off

 And my p-p-penis?!

 Mom, what's a penis?

 Oh well

 

 Chrous

 

 Bridge (no music)

 I love you, you love me

 I've got muscular distrophy

 "C'mon Rayne, sing for us"

 "Uhhh..."

 

 Chrous (Music Starts again)