Kathleen Lyrics

Kathleen lyrics

I was sitting with a bloody head 

Outside of X 

At the Berkeley Square 

In my proud boy dumbness 

Half drunk, half sexed, 

Half conscious 

Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?" 

I said, checking is for wimps 



So I flew into the hedge 

Up and above 

Looking at the blue skies below 

Flying like a dove 

I was head over heels 

When I hit the manhole cover 

Kathleen walked up, said, "You alright?" 

No, I'm in pain, duh. 



Well, sleeveless shirts 

And catholic school skirts 

"Small girls, big cars", Al says 

For me it's the other way around 

She said, "Just show me where it hurts" 

I said, you can pick me up and take me home 

Or just join me on the ground 



And we could have some kids 

If we're lucky they'll be gay 

And we could be proud parents 

In the pride parade 

I swear I almost cry 

Every year when they go by 

If I'd only been a girl instead of 

A guy, 

Kathleen.