Trials And Tribulations Lyrics

Trials And Tribulations lyrics

The Swiss Miss Girl made her fortune
Doing commercials on TV
But "Easy
come, easy go" was
Her philosophy
She spent all of her money
She was
searching for some cash
So she went to her friend Capt 'n Crunch
Whom
she'd met at a Hollywood bash

The second that he saw her
He said, "I
bet you're in need
Of some dough"
Perplexed and confused she asked
him,
"Oh but Captain how did you know?"
Laughingly he responded,
"It
was really just a lucky hunch"
With tears in her eyes she pleaded,
"Will
you help me out Capt 'n Crunch?"

The trials and tribulations
Of the
Swiss Miss Girl
She's got a famous reputation
And she's known throughout
the world
But life's no bed of roses
She would change things if she
could
She plans to make a brand new start
And move out of
Hollywood

The Captain now was grinning
He felt he had her in the palm
of his hand
He said, "Darlin' you're a penniless woman
And I'm a wealthy
man"
You know the rules of the game by now
I'll scratch your back if you
scratch mine
He said, "Let me take you out
And we'll talk about
this
Over a bottle of wine"

The Swiss Miss Girl was disgusted
And
she smacked him right in his face
Then she took his hat
And she stamped
on that
Just to put him in his place
But the old man was persistent
He
would not be undaunted
The more that he'd been taunted
The more she turned
him on

Then the Captain made a pass at the Swiss Miss Girl
Tryin' to
show her his affection
She screamed for help And when she did...
Mr.
Clean came to her protection

The trials and tribulations
Of the Swiss
Miss Girl
She's got a famous reputation
And she's known throughout the
world
But life's no bed of roses
She would change things if she
could
She plans to make a brand new start
And move out of Hollywood