She Kicked My Dog Lyrics

She Kicked My Dog lyrics



Well opeartor operator help me please

We get a war goin' on we can't get no peace

We're either screamin' on the telephone yellin' in the yard

About a whole lotta nothin' and it's gone too far

So can you send out someone like they do on TV I'm talkin' 911-Emergency

Send help quick Lord there ain't much time someone's wrecking this heart of
mine



She kicked my dog and slammed the door

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford

No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone

You should've heard the things she said

As she ripped the sheets right off of my bed

And I got a bad bad feeling that we ain't seen the end of her yet



Well officer officer it ain't no lie

I ain't good looking I'm a pretty nice guy

At church on Sunday and at work all week

Just tryin' to make a living for the lady and me

And though she may be pretty she's mean as a snake

I need protection for goodness sake

I've done taken as much as I can I ain't Schwartzenegger I'm only a man



She kicked my dog and slammed the door

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford

No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone

She killed my lawn and all the trees ripped my big screen color TV

And now there ain't no tellin' what next she'll be doing to me



Well I don't understand how this trouble and strife

Can go hand in hand with the love of my life

But there ought to be a little price to pay

For treatin' a man and his dog that way



She kicked my dog and slammed the door

Stole my heart and my brand new Ford

No she ain't no lady she's just a rolling stone

I still recall the words she said as she ripped the sheets right off of my
bed

Keep the lights on honey cause you know I'm coming back for the rest

Yeah and I got a bad bad feeling that we ain't seen the end of her yet