You Can Call Me Al lyrics
A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard!
I
need a photo-opportunity,
I want a shot at redemption!
Don't want
to end up a cartoon,
In a cartoon graveyard .....
Bonedigger, Bonedigger,
Dogs in the moonlight.
Far away, my
well-lit door.
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
Get these mutts away from
me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore ....
If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I can
call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me
Al!
A man walks down the street,
He says, Why am I short of
attention?
Got a short little span of attention,
And whoa, my
nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die
here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is ....
Gone ...... gone,
He ducked back down the alley,
With some
roly-poly, little bat-faced girl.
All along .... along ....
There
were incidents and accidents,
There were hints and allegations .....
If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long lost pal!
I
can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me
Al!
Call me Al ......
A man walks down the street,
It's a street in a strange world.
Maybe it's the Third World.
Maybe it's his first time around.
He doesn't speak the language,
He holds no currency.
He is a foreign man,
He is surrounded by
the sound, sound ....
Cattle in the marketplace.
Scatterlings and
orphanages.
He looks around, around .....
He sees angels in the
architecture,
Spinning in infinity,
He says, Amen! and
Hallelujah!
If you'll be my bodyguard,
I can be your long
lost pal!
I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can call me Al!
You can call me Al ......
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