50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Lyrics

50 Ways To Leave Your Lover lyrics

The problem is all inside your head 

She said to me 

The answer is
easy if you 

Take it logically 

I'd like to help you in your
struggle 

To be free 

There must be fifty ways 

To leave your
lover 



She said it's really not my habit 

To intrude 

Furthermore, I hope my meaning 

Won't be lost or misconstrued 

But I'll repeat myself 

At the risk of being crude 

There must be
fifty ways 

To leave your lover 

Fifty ways to leave your lover 



You just slip out the back, Jack 

Make a new plan, Stan 

You don't need to be coy, Roy 

Just get yourself free 

Hop on the
bus, Gus 

You don't need to discuss much 

Just drop off the key, Lee


And get yourself free 



She said it grieves me so 

To
see you in such pain 

I wish there was something I could do 

To
make you smile again 

I said I appreciate that 

And would you
please explain 

About the fifty ways 



She said why don't we
both 

Just sleep on it tonight 

And I believe in the morning 

You'll begin to see the light 

And then she kissed me 

And I
realized she was probably right 

There must be fifty ways 

To leave
your lover 

Fifty ways to leave your lover